Wednesday, December 5, 2007
wenli's "boyfriend" at 6:30 PM
hey everyone okay so i'm back again:)
anyway so yesterday me and pris,nicole,anna,jamie,tab,von,and peter went to the airport to pick wenli up.haha she's back from london! :D it was so nice to hear her talking rubbish again.so we were all like preparing to hide behind the pillars and potted plants and wait till she comes out from the baggage collection area to surprise her cause she has no idea that we were gonna be there to welcome her back.haha so then suddenly she walked up to us and gave us all a shock cause she was like uh hi what are you guys doing here and we didn't even know that she was out already.haha so then we went to swensens to eat and catch up and we made so much noise there.we updated wenli on von's stalker and we were all laughing at shady.aw poor guy.haha von thinks he's a total loser.so then i asked wenli if she has used to calvin klein underwear that we got her as a farewell present and she said that it was private. HAHAHA she's just as wierd as ever.so then we heard that she has a new boyfriend in oxford and we started asking questions like whether her boyfriend is chinese or some english guy.haha she started talking nonsense and told us about her "boyfriend" and no one believed her cause she's like the worst liar ever.
haha she said his name is andre gonzales and he's half portuguese,half mexican then we were all wondering why his first name's like french and his surname's like italian or spanish or something.then we lapped it all up and asked how they met.so in true wenli china scholar form,she said that they met in a library and everyone started laughing.so she was like,what? the library is a very hip place okay! which made everyone laugh all the more.so then she went on to explain that they had been on the opposite sides of the bookshelf and both of them happened to pull out the same book and they saw each other and it was like true love! ahahahahah i almost spit out my water man.then we sang birthday songs for nicole and tabitha and they blew out the candles.a little while later people at this table started to sing a birthday song for this girl too and they were so much louder than us even though they had lesser people.so we decided to get back at them,except that we had no one else to sing the song to.so then we decided,hey why not sing for wenli since she wont be in singapore for her birthday?
we practically shouted the whole song.
haha.then we all found out that tab's a good kisser! she can use her
tongue to tie a knot in a cherry stem.oh,sorry,make that a good
french kisser.
mon dieu,she gave me a shock okay.
so then i went back home and tried it.
i failed on my first attempt but then i tried again and i was able to tie a knot! :D but it was kind of tiring,if you get what i mean,cause of all the tongue action.