Friday night:
Jason's party was such a success. No seriously there was this hot part German part Chinese guy I almost died but I busied myself with running the party, making sure the food and drinks didn't run out and people didn't get so drunk they'd start throwing vases around. His name is David, will explain another day.

You'd think that the party would be my highlight for the week,but no.

What happened this morning takes the cake, I swear.

Saturday:
Study date with Van and Tingshan. Its been an incredibly long time since I saw Tingshan!
So I met Van at like 6.45am at Bukit Batok MRT to go to Starbucks together.
When we got there, the Starbucks branch thats facing Bras Basah not the one near the MRT station was still closed. So anyway we went in and settled on a table with good lighting and went to the counter to check out the breakfast set.
And when we walked to the counter, the barista said something that sounded like,

"Morning miss bei fu just give us two minutes and we will open the counter."

And I was like, What did he call me? But then I ignored it until,

"Alright miss bei fu we're finally open sorry to keep you waiting what would you like to have today?"
"Wow miss bei fu you're here so early studying?"

And he said miss bei fu in his questions six times, and I was still trying to figure out whether he had like some speech impediment or something it was rather puzzling.

So I told him I'd like a tall caramel macchiato and walked over to Van who was waiting at the table.
Then I whispered, What did he call me? Whats bei fu or pei fu in Chinese and she said its like admiration or something which didn't make sense.
What the hell is miss admiration la.

Anyway so I was like, "What do you mean you didn't hear him say it? Shit Van this guy is a creep, he's a creep!"
And Van said she didn't hear him call me anything at all so I just lost my rag okay seriously I got scared and irritated so I was like, "Are you serious how the hell could you not have heard it he said it six times okay SIX TIMES"

So I told her to listen up later and then Van was like, "Wait. Or did he mean miss beautiful?"

Then I started to freak out okay I was like whats this fella doing man oh my god.
It was at that moment when he popped his head out behind the counter and went, "Hi miss bei fu would you like an extra shot on the house?"

That was when I knew he was trying to do something weird.

So I accepted and said thank you to be polite.

Then Van just HAD to go to the toilet her bladder was bursting and before she left I begged her not to go I told her she couldn't just leave me here-not with this freak. And she said, No la you don't need to be scared he wont do anything there are a few people here!


LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN THE END HAHAHAHA
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry its hilarious yet frightening.

So anyway she went to relieve herself and I was just there doing my work so I knew that I had to do something to prevent him from trying something funny.
So I got my phone out, and pretended like I was talking to Trevor on the phone when there was no one on the line. I was trying to seem occupied so he cant like come and talk to me, and at the same time hinting that I have a boyfriend already so he'll stay away from me. HAHA I don't even have a boyfriend la.

Me:Oh hi babe. Yesterday was amazing, did you talk to Jason for me? Mm how are you feeling?
(After a pause to listen to imaginary Trevor responding)
Me: Oh yes haha I heard about it! I think I'm going for dinner with Amanda and Danny, we're heading to Indochine, will you accompany me?

and it went on and on like this until suddenly The Creep came out and whispered, Hot Chocolate and placed a cup of hot chocolate on the table. I didn't even order it but still, I smiled and said thank you to be polite.
I can bloody well pay for my own drinks I don't need his uh advances.

So then Van came back and i used a pencil to write down what happened and asked if we could go to the mrt branch instead.

So when we were leaving I pretended that David was calling me and I walked out quickly trying not to make eye contact.

Guess what I found out from Van later on?


He asked her, What school are you all from?
And at least she was smart enough to go, NOT HERE.


I love the girl.

I was seriously scared you know then we were joking about getting Clarence to come down and beat the guy up with his skills HAHA
And today, I have witnessed the effectiveness of a pair of tight Zara jeans.


I dont want to fall to pieces but why did I break down sobbing while walking home alone

Trevor Crosby is officially the most loved guy in the whole world
Hahahaha
I'm sorry I hit your head with the pan instead of hooking it back.
Love you.